| Waiter: | Excuse me, Señor. You are a member of the club? |
| Fletch: | No, I'm not, I'm with the Underhills. |
| Waiter: | They already left, Señor. |
| Fletch: | It's all right, they'll be back. He went out for his urinalysis. |
| Waiter: | Would you like some drinks, Señor, while you wait? I will put it on the Underhills' bill. |
| Fletch: | Yes, very good. I'll have a Bloody Mary and a steak sandwich and... a steak sandwich, please. |